just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough