I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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