Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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