she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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