if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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