I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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