I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"