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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  How did people poop without Blackberrys?

  (416): View more from Ontario

  Motorola Razers?

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Stone age, man.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?

  (1-715): View more from Wisconsin

  Probably

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants

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• (512): View more from Texas

  That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you

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