Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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