I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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