He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
youre lurking in front of me
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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