who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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