Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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