My friends, they love my intelligence
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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