You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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