But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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