Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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