im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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