I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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