if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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