I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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