so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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