marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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