Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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