it was like his penis was on wheels.
We got so high we made milksteak
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I had to cum in my sink.
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