it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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