dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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