Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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