I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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