oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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