It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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