He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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