4 words: hood of his car
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
how does that bad decision feel?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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