Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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