Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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