Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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