i just had sex bonerless
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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