Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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