are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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