It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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