it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
