that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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