Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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