I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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