what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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