i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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