So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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