I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We left an ass print on the piano.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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