My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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