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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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