pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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