Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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