Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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