there was a trapeze. enough said
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Alive.
So much puke
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
