i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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